Three Dead, One Presumed Missing

in Botched Escape Attempt

The drastic changes to our world have had drastic

effects on various movements and sectors, but

probably none so much as the environmental

movement. Greenpeace was one of the few groups who

completely opposed the great retreat, and, while they

have become less radical, other nature groups have

taken up their mantle. Their main argument has to do

with the thriving world outside our cities and farms. To

quote one member of Verdant Force (a semi-legal

organization whose stated mission of “breaking out, no

matter the cost” has drawn suspicion to their suspected

ties to organized crime) “The food chain has stabilized,

the organisms look healthy, and I bet that if we left this

claustrophobic environment, our species would

survive.” Obviously, most people have been loath to

test this.
However, one group has taken that risk. There are

still internal investigations, however, the defense

company contracted to protect the Belgium edges of

the French dome agreed to provide a spokesman to

relate what seems to have happened. “We know that

they applied for a regular nature tour, because we have

their signature and payment on record—I'm not allowed

to give out those names yet”, said one Evette Mongarde.

“We also know that they knocked out their tour guide at

one point—and that’s when they most likely discarded

their hazard suits and oxygen tanks—because we found

the suits and tanks and the tour guide in a closet nearby.

What happened then is rather unclear. It was an

uncloudy day, so it wasn’t too difficult to track them

down. They went about forty feet southeast, probably

trying to avoid bumping up into the German dome.

Their pace looked unhurried, as if they were unaware of

any problems. And then…we just found three

bodies—not me personally, but I was told the story in

very stark details—within about ten feet of each other”.

Our spokesmen confirmed that four people left, and that

one is unaccounted for. “We are unable to divulge any

theories we have on what happened to the fourth due to

security reasons”, stated Ms. Mongarde. Though the

blogosphere has been alight with speculation, no

consensus has been reached yet.
--Weston Digno, NMD News.

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