Tuesday, October 28, 2008

...and we're back!

So, for those of you patiently waiting for an update, you've both been very nice. For first time readers, you should know that the format juust changed after a few rearrangements. Though it didn't make many other news sites, the NMD News Corporation collapsed a while ago, and this domain was shuffled around to tiny companies that never bothered with it. So I decided, ya know, why not? Expect more visual changes as I get time.

Anyway, you're probably thinking, "An 18 year old girl? Who's got a factory farmer job? Just where can she find news?". I respect that. That's what Mom and Dad said too. But I figure, why strain myself? I'm currently typing this on my flexiboard as I'm walking around town, and, ya know, I'll just post the first thing I find that seems important. Huh. 'Steve's Sandwich Shop'. Let's try that.
Me: "Heya Steve! What sorta sandwiches do you have?"
Him: "Uh...mystery club, veggie, hot bean. Oh, and we've got a steak special while it lasts"
Me: "Really! Steak? From old dairy cows, I suppose."
Him: "Of course. I'm friends with Heda. The--"
Me: "-outer layer farmer on path 117 past the western lock! I know him! My dad has some sort of deal. Thanks Steve! You might get some new business soon"

I probably shouldn't have winked like that, but oh well. That's todays news: Steve's has steak.

--Trepa Mayfield.