Air Freshners Too Fresh?

Pennsylvanian Woman Denies Accusations of Frivolity

A subrural Pennsylivanian woman won a lawsuit

yesterday charging that the ingredients in

Reminisce!(tm) Air Qualifiers are "too fresh" and gave

her an allergic reaction.

"I know it sounds stupid, but it's not. When I powered

up the machine, I was hacking and wheezing inside

the dome. And this doesn't happen near city trees."

said Bolvia in her opening statement.

"Our qualifiers do not leak. As for some 'mystery

ingredient', I know we keep trade secrets, but we

changed the formula and tested it again. Now, the

plaintiff does not 'hack and wheeze'." said one

spokesman for the local brand of Reminisce!.

It has been rumored that Judge Harklett is satisfied

with the test results and will not grant punitive

damages, but this website was unable to confirm or

deny this rumor.

As for the allergen, doctors close to the case suspect

pollen. Pollen is a reproductive agent of many trees,

and thus smells like a fresh tree. However, it is also an

allergen, which is why most city trees have been

altered to use sap transfer to reproduce. And yes,

most wild trees do use pollen.

--Xarfax Socerico, NMD news