Moscow Cracks Under Pressure, Dismantles Nukes--

"No Nukes Left" Celebrations Occur Across World

After the Great Retreat, almost every country

dismantled all their nuclear weapons, along with other

weapons of mass destruction. The idea of mass killing

in the new environment was simply too risky for the

human race. However, Moscow, claiming that "the

firepower was necessary, despite the circumstances.",

only dismantled part of their nuclear arsenal.

Ever since then, the EU, led by France and Germany,

have been negotiating nonstop for complete

disarmament. "Every [nuclear] warhead destroyed is a

sigh of relief from both all of humanity and the New

Earth.", said German representitive Kumata Port in

2042.

Recently, though, they have been resorting to more

dramatic measures, such as the "accidental" collapse

of the Russian Tunnel, which connects Finland,

St. Petersburg, and Moscow. The recent crack in the

outer dome, suffocating a year's worth of domesticated

farm animals, though, was the final humiliation.

Though all indications--as well as both France and the

EU--implicate radical terrorists, the graffiti found at

the scene indicates that the motive was the nuclear

issue.

Thus, the Russian president Murant Ruboni bowed to

the wishes of the international community, and his

home country, and signed the order for complete

disarmament. For the past five days, celebrations

have been seen all over, from Honolulu to Melbourne.

Here, in the Coloradian Dome, parties have been

enthusiastic, though permeated by rumors, which seem

to crop up every year or so, of black market weapons.

--Arctica Chemit, NMD News